Mahogany Oud Beard Oil (One Ounce)

I bought the sampler pack, thinking it was overpriced. I was wrong. My wife loved the way I smelled wearing Dark Tides, Mahogany Oud, and El Duderino, so much so that I got laid three times in one week while wearing them. I've been with this lady for several decades now, and three times in a week is like winning the Triple Crown - so I bought two big bottles of Mahogany Oud and Dark Tides and last night we were up until 2am, for the only reason that I would be awake at that hour at this point in my life. You can't make this shit up. Maybe it makes me smell like someone younger and better-looking. Who knows?

I bought the sampler pack, thinking it was overpriced. I was wrong. My wife loved the way I smelled wearing Dark Tides, Mahogany Oud, and El Duderino, so much so that I got laid three times in one week while wearing them. I've been with this lady for several decades now, and three times in a week is like winning the Triple Crown - so I bought two big bottles of Mahogany Oud and Dark Tides and last night we were up until 2am, for the only reason that I would be awake at that hour at this point in my life. You can't make this shit up. Maybe it makes me smell like someone younger and better-looking. Who knows?